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Are you upside down or late on your mortgage
January 21st, 2010 8:59 PM

If you currently own your home and think it may be time consider options to look at selling(even if you have NO Equity), we work with professional experienced real esate brokers that will give you the best advise and options.

Do you think you may need to do a Short Sale?
After completing a comparative market analysis of your property, to determine the potential sales price of your property, we may need to look at alternative options on the sale of your home, such as a Short Sale.  A Short Sale may be an option, if the potential net proceeds from the sale of your home (sale price, minus existing mortgages and liens, closing costs and other fees on the sale of your home) does not cover the amount owed, and the lender(s) is(are) willing to accept a payoff that is less than the actual payoff of the mortgage(s).   During the listing and sale  process, the lender(s) will review the short sale package (that we have assisted you to prepare for submission) to prove the hardship in order for the lender to approve the payoff at a lessor amount. 


Posted by David Rosenstein on January 21st, 2010 8:59 PMPost a Comment (0)

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Are you a homebuyer?
December 10th, 2009 6:51 PM

FHA Signals Efforts to Manage Risk

 

In an effort to secure its financial health, the Federal Housing Administration plans to require borrowers to have more “skin in the game” soon. Over the past three years, FHA’s market share has boomed from about 2 percent of all new loans to about 30 percent of all new loans this year and 20 percent of refinances. The escalading volume that the administration is currently handling calls for stricter requirements as evidenced by FHA’s capital ratios falling to nearly 0.5 percent well below the minimum of 2 percent.

 

The agency is still analyzing the levels and time frames it wishes to tighten its standards but they expect to:

  1. Increase minimum down payments
  2. Increase minimum credit scores
  3. Increase insurance premiums
  4. Lower the amount of seller concessions

As one of the major players in the mortgage market, the health of FHA is imperative to the housing market and flow of credit to home buyers, as well as to the health of the overall economy. Taking measures to safeguard the agency from needing a government tax payer-funded bailout is a notable risk management measure.

 

According to a Keller Williams research study, the typical first-time buyer put down 3.5 percent this year. Those who want to take advantage of the tax credit before the April 30 contract, June 30 closing deadline may want to beef up their savings and check their credit report now in anticipation of any changes.

Sources: National Association of Realtors, KW Research First Time Home Buyer Survey

Topics For Buyers & Sellers

 

First Time & Distressed Property Home Buyers

 

What are other first time buyers doing?

The tax credit extension and expansion in November has fueled new discussion about home buyers and the housing market in 2010. Here’s a look at first-time buyers in 2009.

  1. The median age is 28, significantly down from where it was in 2005 at 32.
  2. Location or Neighborhood was the No. 1 “must-have” for 36% of buyers.
  3. 2 out of 3 sellers paid at least part of the buyer’s closing costs.
  4. 76% used their own savings for the down payment.  
  5. 1 in 4 had help from their family for the down payment.

As elevated levels of distressed properties are expected to continue for the next few years, here is a glimpse of buying a distressed property:

  1. 27% of foreclosures* were purchased by investors.
  2. 47% of  distressed* properties were purchased by first-time buyers.
  3. 89% of those first time buyers that purchased a distressed property were motivated by the $8,000 tax credit.
  4. 7 in 10 agents have seen an increase in multiple offers
  5. Approximately 3 out of 5 agents discuss the differences between buying distressed and traditional properties at the buyer consultation.
          * Distressed – Short Sale and REO, Foreclosure – REO Only

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FHA Changes Effective January 1, 2010
December 5th, 2009 8:34 PM

NOTE: If you are looking to buy a new home with FHA's 3.5% down payment, and you are limited on funds. FHA may change the minimum down payment required to 5% effective January 1, 2010.  There may also be changes to the maximum amount that the seller can pay for a buyer for closing costs.  Now it is 6%, it may now be limited to 3% effective January 1, 2010. 

This will effect many that have been budgeting for the 3.5% Down on FHA.  Contact me so we can get you pre-approved and shopping for your new home. 

David Rosenstein at 360-480-3516.


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If you are having trouble making your house payments be careful witht the "Making Home Affordable" program
November 15th, 2009 8:49 PM

If you own a home and are experiencing the pressure of not being able to make your mortgage payments, please be careful that you may think that you are being saved with the "Making Home Affordable" program where you are paying a reduced amount thinking that your mortgage company will modify or adjust your mortgage payment for the long term. 

This last week I meet with a client that was told in writing to pay a reduced payment as the program calls as the trial period.  She did exactly what the details of the program required, made the payments, followed the application process.  All this time she was able to function working hard taking care of life etc.  All of a sudden she got a letter from her mortgage company telling her that she does not qualify due to not making enough money, which was known to the lender at the beginning of the process.   The harsh part is that the letter now states that she needs to bring all the past due amounts that were not made under the reduced payments current otherwise they will start to foreclose on her home.   I read over the initial agreement.  NO where does it say that if she is turned down she will have to bring all the past due or reduced past payments current.  Now she is feeling the pressure of having to list and sell he home or file bankruptcy. 

What most homeowners do now know is to qualify for this program you still have to income qualify.   You will not be approved if you don't debt to income qualify. 

If you have any questions or fall into this situation and your home is in the state of Washington, please contact me at 360-480-3516, or drosenstein@acceptancecapital.com

I have about 20 years or mortgage and real estate experience, and work with a great team of realtors and attorney's that can give you the best possible advise.

Below you will find an excerpt about the Making Home Affordable Program.

 

Making Home Affordable


Update: Foreclosure Alternatives and Home Price Decline Protection Incentives


On Feb.18th the Obama Administration announced the Making Home Affordable (MHA) Program, a comprehensive plan to stabilize the US housing market and offer assistance to up to 7 to 9 million homeowners by reducing mortgage payments to affordable levels and preventing avoidable foreclosures.
As promised, two weeks later on March 4th, the Administration published detailed program guidelines and authorized servicers to begin modifications and refinancing under the plan immediately. On April 28th, the Administration announced additional details related to the Second Lien Program and strengthening Hope for Homeowners. Fourteen servicers, including the five largest, have now signed contracts and begun modifications and refinancings under MHA. Between loans covered by these servicers and loans owned or securitized by Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac, more than 75 percent of all loans in the country are now covered by the MHA program.
Today we are providing a program update, including additional details on Foreclosure Alternatives and Home Price Decline Protection Incentives. Foreclosure Alternatives will help to prevent costly foreclosures by providing incentives for servicers and borrowers to pursue short sales and deeds-in-lieu of foreclosure in cases where a borrower is eligible for a MHA modification but unable to complete the modification process. This program will assist homeowners who cannot afford to stay in their homes by helping them to avoid foreclosure and relocate to a home they can afford. Building on insights developed by the FDIC, Home Price Decline Protection Incentives will provide additional payments based on recent home price declines, and therefore will incentivize additional modifications in areas where home prices have been falling. By increasing MHA modifications and the use of alternatives to foreclosure, we will reduce the negative impact of foreclosure, minimizing damaging costs for financial institutions, borrowers and communities.
Home Price Decline Protection Incentives and Foreclosure Alternatives, together with the other comprehensive elements of the Making Home Affordable program, will help to stabilize property values for homeowners in neighborhoods hardest hit by foreclosures. Based on estimates of the relationship between foreclosures and home prices, the Home Affordable Modification program could help to bolster home values for the average homeowner by as much as $6,000.
Foreclosure Alternatives and Home Price Decline Protection Incentives
1. Foreclosure Alternatives for Borrowers Eligible for MHA

Short Sales/Deeds-In-Lieu Program to Facilitate Foreclosure Alternatives
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Incentives for servicers to pursue alternatives to foreclosures
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Borrower incentives to cover relocation expenses to homes that are affordable
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Streamlined process combining short sales and deed-in-lieu transactions
2. Home Price Decline Protection Incentives to Protect Against Falling Home Prices

Incentives to support modifications in markets hardest hit by falling home prices
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Provides incentives for modifications by providing payments based on recent declines in home prices to reduce the risk of loss to lenders from modifications compared to alternatives that could result in the loss of homeownership
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Foreclosure Alternatives for Borrowers Eligible for MHA but Unable to Sustain a Modification: For eligible borrowers unable to retain their homes through a Home Affordable Modification, MHA will provide incentives to borrowers, servicers and investors to encourage short sales and deeds-in-lieu. Both allow families and servicers to avoid the costly foreclosure process, and to minimize the negative impact of foreclosures on borrowers, financial institutions and communities.
Short Sales/Deeds-In-Lieu Program to Facilitate Foreclosure Alternatives
When a borrower meets the eligibility requirements for a Home Affordable Modification (HAMP) but does not qualify for a modification or cannot maintain payments during the trial period or modification, the servicer may consider a short sale, and if that is unsuccessful, a deed-in-lieu (DIL).
Both a short sale and a DIL provide an opportunity for borrowers and servicers to avoid the foreclosure process. In a short sale, a servicer allows the borrower to sell the property at its current value, even if the sale nets less than the total amount owed on the mortgage. Approval of a short sale requires the borrower to list and actively market the home at its fair value. The sale must be an arms length market transaction with all proceeds (after selling costs) applied to the discounted mortgage payoff. If the borrower actively markets the property but is unable to sell it within the agreed upon time period, a servicer may consider a DIL. With a DIL, the borrower voluntarily transfers ownership of the property to the servicer – provided the title is free and clear.
Short sales and DILs are complex transactions involving careful coordination and close cooperation among a number of parties -- servicers, appraisers, borrowers, purchasers, real estate brokers, title agencies and often mortgage insurance companies and junior lien holders. A short sale or DIL usually provides a better outcome for borrowers, investors and communities. However, due to the complexity of and time required for completion of these transactions, servicers historically have often opted to pursue foreclosure instead, even where a short sale or DIL would have provided a substantially better outcome for borrowers, investors and communities.
The MHA Foreclosure Alternatives Program simplifies and streamlines the short sale and DIL process by providing a standard process flow, minimum performance timeframes and standard documentation. To compliment a standardized approach, Treasury provides incentives to borrowers, servicers and investors to pursue short sales and DILs.
How The Home Affordable Short Sale/DIL Program Works:

Borrower Eligibility. Borrowers will be eligible for the Foreclosure Alternative Program if they meet the minimum eligibility criteria for a Home Affordable Modification but did not qualify for a modification or were unable to sustain payments under a trial period plan or a modification. Prior to proceeding to foreclosure, participating servicers must evaluate each eligible borrower to determine if a short sale is appropriate. Considerations in the determination include property condition and value, average marketing time in the community where the property is located, the condition of the title including the presence of junior liens and a determination that the net sales proceeds are expected to exceed the investor's recovery through foreclosure Incentive Payments.
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Servicers may receive incentive compensation of up to $1,000 for successful completion of a short sale or DIL.
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Borrowers may receive incentive compensation of up to $1,500 to assist with relocation expenses.
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Treasury will also share the cost of paying junior lien holders to release their claims, matching $1 for every $2 paid by the investors, up to a total contribution of $1,000 by Treasury.

Standardized Documentation: The program will publish streamlined and standardized documentation, including a Short Sale Agreement and an Offer Acceptance Letter. These documents will outline specific marketing terms, describe the rights and responsibilities of all parties and establish clear timeframes for performance. Creating one standard set of documents that the industry can use is expected to minimize the complexity of these transactions and significantly increase use of the short sale option.

Property Valuation: The servicer will independently establish both property value and the minimum acceptable net return in accordance with investor guidance and will provide instruction to the borrower regarding the list price and any permissible price reductions. The price may be determined based on either: (1) an appraisal performed in accordance with USPAP and/or (2) one or more Broker Price Opinions either of which must be dated within 120 days of the Short Sale Agreement.

Minimum and Maximum Duration: Under the program, servicers will allow borrowers at least 90 days to market and sell the property, with possibly more time based on local market conditions. The property must be listed with a licensed realtor experienced in selling properties in the neighborhood. Marketing of the property may run concurrently with the foreclosure process, however no foreclosure sale can take place during the marketing period specified in the Short Sale Agreement as long as the borrower is acting in good faith to sell the property. There will be a maximum marketing period of 1 year for the property, provided any longer period not otherwise delay foreclosure sale, to ensure diligence by servicers and borrowers in moving as quickly as possible to complete the short sale and deed-in-lieu process.

Selling Commissions and Fees: Reasonable and customary real estate commissions and selling costs that may be deducted from the sales price will be specified in the Short Sale Agreement. The Servicer will agree not to negotiate a lower sales commission after an offer has been received.

Fees and Charges: Servicers may not charge borrowers fees for participation in the Foreclosure Alternative Program.

Property Eligibility: Any junior liens, mortgages or other debts against the property must be cleared for the property to be sold as a short sale or deeded to the servicer. The servicer can proceed with a short sale or deed-in-lieu if there is a reasonable belief that all liens on the property can be cleared.

Program Expiration: Eligible borrowers will be accepted until December 31, 2012. Program payments will be made upon successful completion of a short sale or DIL.

Deed-in-Lieu: At the servicer’s option, the Short Sale Agreement may include a condition that the borrower agrees to deed the property to the servicer in exchange for a release from the debt if the property does not sell within the time specified in the Agreement or any extension thereof. In this case the borrower would have 30 days to vacate the property and would be entitled to $1,500 to assist with relocation expenses, in addition to any other funds the servicer may provide to the borrower.
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Home Price Decline Protection Incentives to Protect Against Falling Home Prices: This initiative provides lenders additional incentives for modifications where home price declines have been most severe and lenders fear these declines may persist. These incentives will encourage servicers to undertake more modifications by assuring that incremental investor losses will be partially offset.
To encourage the modification of more mortgages and enable more families to keep their homes, the Administration, building on insights pioneered by Chairman Bair and the FDIC, has developed an innovative payment that provides compensation based on recent home price declines, structured as a simple cash payment on every eligible loan. Home Price Decline Protection (HPDP) incentives are designed to address investor concerns that recent home price declines may persist. Together the incentive payments on all modified homes will help cover the incremental collateral loss on those modifications that do not succeed. HPDP payments will be linked to the rate of recent home price decline in a local housing market, as well as the average cost of a home in that market.

Increases Number of Loans that Are Modified: Making Home Affordable will make payments totaling up to $10 billion to to encourage lenders, servicers and investors to modify rather than foreclose by addressing concerns that home price declines will persist in the future. This should increase the number of modifications completed under the MHA program in markets hardest hit by falling home prices.
How The Program Works:

Payments will be based on the total number of modified loans that successfully complete the modification trial period and remain in the modification program.

Each successful modification will be eligible for a HPDP incentive, up to a cap for HPDP incentives of $10 billion.

If the trial modification remains successful, 1/24th of the HPDP incentive will accrue to the lender/investor each month for up to 24 months. HPDP incentive payments will be made at the end of the first and second year of the modification.

Calculation of HPDP Incentives: HPDP incentive amounts will be calculated based on a formula incorporating:
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Declines in average local market home prices over recent quarters prior to the quarter in which the loan was modified based on housing price indices; and
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The average price of a home in each particular market, since the potential loss due to a given rate of home price decline will be larger in higher cost areas

 


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Stop Renting and Buy a Home-Get Tax Credit and Itemized Deductions
November 12th, 2009 7:40 PM

STOP RENTING

AND OWN A HOME FOR ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE PAYING IN RENT WITH VERY LITTLE MONEY DOWN!

This free report will show you the tax benefits of owning your own home as well as:

  1. How to get pre-approved and find the right program to suit your needs.
  2. How to avoid the mistakes other people make when shopping for a mortgage.

How to Own a Home for Less Than your Current Rent!

You may often hear people say buying a home will help you pay less taxes. First we must look at your comfort levels for a monthly payment.

How much of a mortgage payment can you comfortably handle?

A simple way to determine how much of a mortgage payment you can afford is to draft a simple monthly budget.

  1. List your monthly income from all sources. That total is your “gross” monthly income.
  2. Subtract from your gross income any taxes you pay or owe monthly – Federal taxes, state taxes, FICA (social security taxes), and Medicare taxes. Don’t forget to include the monthly amount of any estimated taxes you have to pay. What is left is your “net” income.
  3. Next list your other monthly expenses, such as savings, utilities, groceries, insurance, car payments, tuition, clothing, entertainment, etc. (If some are payable yearly or quarterly, divide the amounts by 12 or 4 and add that to the monthly expenses.) Do not include current rent or housing payments, since those would no longer be applicable.
  4. Subtract the total of your monthly expenses from your net income. The resulting amount is what is left for a house payment.

Of course, you can always adjust your discretionary spending to leave more for a house payment. Just be sure to be realistic if you do that. An unrealistic budget can leave you in a financial bind when reality sets in. (Can you really get by with only $200 a month to feed your family of four?? Probably not! Make sure your numbers make sense for your family.)

On the next page you will find a sample budget. You can use it as a guide, but be sure to add any expenses that you have that don’t show up on our budget.

Sample Budget (Monthly)

Gross Income

Jon’s salary $3,000

Sally’s salary $1,900

Sally’s tutoring income (average monthly) $275

Child support $300

Total $5,475

Taxes

Federal tax $1,550

FICA $150

Medicare $80

Estimated ($300 quarterly) $100

Net Income (Gross Income minus taxes) $3,595

Expenses

“Rainy day” or college savings $100

Retirement savings (IRA, 401k) $150

Utilities (gas, heat, phone) $175

Groceries, meals out $400

Life insurance $95

Health insurance $300

Other insurance $60

Tuition, school loans $80

Car loan(s) $500

Automobile expenses (gas, oil, etc.) $80

Entertainment (movies, cable, etc.) $50

Credit card payments $225

Medical, Dental $25

Miscellaneous $70

Total $2310

Available for mortgage payment $1285

How can you afford a Larger Mortgage Payment?

Cindy and Roger (not their real names; the names and some of the details have been changed to protect privacy) came to me after talking to the loan officer that Roger’s brother recommended. They had found a house they wanted to buy, but the loan officer told them that they didn’t bring the right information with them – and, at any rate, it looked as if they were going to be a couple of hundred dollars short each month unless they had another $15,000 in down payment money. Discouraged, they decided to ask one more person, and ended up calling my office. I told them what information to bring in, and after meeting with them, I was able to help them get a conventional, fixed-rate mortgage that they could afford – and without a bigger down payment!..

The monthly payment depends primarily on the amount of the loan, the interest rate, and the term of the loan (and sometimes taxes and insurance).

A 6% 30-year fixed-rate mortgage for $142,500 would cost the buyer approximately $931, including taxes and insurance.

What can you do, then, if you really want that $150,000 house, have only $7,500 for a down-payment, and are already getting the most favorable rate and term – but you have only $735 a month available to pay a mortgage. How can you make a mortgage payment of $931? An answer for many people is, believe it or not, “withheld income taxes”!

Have you ever seen people in April, May or June walking around with silly smiles on their faces? These people probably just got a refund check from the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). Why are these people smiling? If they thought about what those refund checks mean, they’d probably be frowning.

Contrary to popular thought, a tax refund is not forced savings. Would you walk into your bank and open a savings account paying 0% interest? When you get a refund from the IRS, you are receiving your own money back with 0% interest! What you have actually done is given the US government an interest free loan! On top of that, if there is economic inflation, then the money refunded to you is actually worth even less than it was when you earned it. To make matters worse, when you itemize, the amount you receive as a refund from your state (if your state has income tax) must be declared on your federal return. If your refund is large enough, it might also force you into a higher tax bracket. The final problem is that you don’t have the use of your money until you receive your refund.

The solution? Change your W-4 form and receive your money (your “refund”) every month instead of giving it to the IRS to use at your expense for the year. This is a particularly good idea if you will be taking out a mortgage to buy a home. Because property taxes and the interest on most home mortgages are tax-deductible, you’ll owe less taxes than you would if you were renting. You can change your W-4 form to reflect the lesser amount of taxes due. (Your tax preparation professional can help you figure how much to withhold.) Then, each month, instead of giving the IRS your money to “hold” for you (without interest), you can use that money to pay a larger mortgage payment. Remember: It is your money and you are going to get it back regardless. The question is, do you want to get it back monthly to help you with your mortgage payment or at the end of the year?

For example, suppose your tax refund for the year – taking into account mortgage interest and other deductions – would be $2,400. That’s equivalent to $200 a month ($2,400 divided by 12 months). Instead of giving that money to the IRS and then getting it back at the end of the year, you can change your W-4 so that you get to keep that $200 a month and use it to help make a larger mortgage payment. In our previous example, that $931 mortgage payment becomes affordable when your extra $200 is added to your budgeted $735!

There is nothing “iffy” or “tricky” about this. W-4 forms are intended to help your employer withhold the correct amount of taxes – not an amount more than you are going to owe. IRS Publication 919 (Rev. December 2000), entitled, “How Do I Adjust My Tax Withholding,” states on page 2,

“You should try to have your withholding match your actual tax liability. If too little tax is withheld, you will owe tax at the end of the year and may have to pay interest and a penalty. If too much tax is withheld, you will lose the use of that money until you get your refund… You may want to check your withholding when … (t)here are changes in your life or financial situation that affect your tax liability.”

“Purchase of a new home” is listed as one of the lifestyle changes that are likely to affect your tax liability.

On the next page, you will find a copy of IRS Form W-4 (year 2001) and the instructions that come with it. Note that on page 2 of the form, in the “Deductions and Adjustments Worksheet” section, Line 1 refers to “qualifying home mortgage interest.” If you want to make sure that you are doing everything right, ask your tax professional or accountant for help.

SO WHAT DO I DO NEXT?

You many have heard the term pre-approved or pre-qualified. In the real-estate industry we do things a little backwards. Here is a very common scenario.

You the buyer decided you want to move. You call a realtor and start looking for a home. Finally, you find the home of your dreams and your offer is accepted by the seller. Of course you will want to do a home inspection to make sure there is nothing wrong with your new home. The cost of a home inspection is generally $200-$300 and is paid at the time the inspection is done.

Next, you will need to go to a lender and get a mortgage. At the mortgage application you will need to pay approximately $469 for an appraisal and credit report. After 3 or 4 weeks you will learn if your loan has been approved.

If your loan was rejected you have now LOST almost $1,000.00 because the fees you paid are not refundable if your loan is rejected.

BUT THERE IS A SOLUTION:

You can get pre-approved BEFORE you even go looking for a home. By being pre-approved you will know that your loan is already waiting for you and all you have to do is find your perfect home. You will also know how much you need to buy the home and what your monthly payment will be.

Your next step is to call 360-480-3516 and schedule a

FREE 1 HOUR CONSULTATION and get the process started.

During this meeting we will discuss the mortgage programs that will best meet your needs. We will also try to make this program fit your needs and comfort level for a monthly payment and the amount you want to use to purchase your new home.

Also during this meeting we will run a full credit report. This is an extremely important part of the process. You may have heard horror stories about people who bought a home, applied for a mortgage and were told by their lender everything looked good. Three weeks later, their loan was denied because some bad credit showed up, that WAS NOT on the credit report during the first meeting.


WHY WE WON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU

There are 3 major credit reporting agencies in the United States: Equifax, Transunion & Experian. When most lenders run a free preliminary credit report for you, they will run 1 of the 3 agencies listed above. The problem is that not every creditor will report to the same credit agency. For example, your VISA card may report to Experian; your store charge card may report to Equifax; and your Credit Union may report to Transunion. During our meeting, we will want to run a FULL 3 agency credit report. The cost of this report is less than $20.00 and will allow you to know exactly what will be on your credit record. This is the same report that could be used when you purchase your home, so you many not need to pay for it again.

WHO AM I AND WHY SHOULD YOU LISTEN TO ME?

I know you receive tons of mail promising you all sorts of incredible offers. You are probably very skeptical and you should be.

Over the past 16 years, I have originated thousands of mortgage loans and millions of dollars of mortgages. It doesn’t cost you more to work with the best!

Call Now to Schedule 1 Hour Free Consultation

360-480-3516 or www.newloansforhomes.com

Secrets You Need To Know When Shopping

The right knowledge is essential!

Here are some new things to think about:

  1. Pre-approved mortgages

Did you know that you could be approved for a mortgage, and not just be pre-qualified for a loan?

Most banks and mortgage companies do not offer you this option. They have you pay the entire application fee up front.

With the pre-approval, your credit and income are checked out ahead of time and your financial information is sent to the underwriter who will be approving your mortgage.

You will then know –

How much you can spend for a home

How much money you will need to close

If you need to consolidate your debts

If your credit is good enough

The best mortgage for you and your family

Should you buy or build a home

How much money you are actually saving by owning instead of renting

What I am talking about here is a real, honest to goodness mortgage approval. Not one of those “approval cards” that when you read the fine print, you find out that you are not really approved. Without pre-approval, you can buy your home, and not worry about financing.

  1. Beware of banks and mortgage companies that do not offer you their “best deal” first.

The conversation would go something like this…

You: What are you rates and points?

Bank: They are “such and such.”

You: Great, thanks. I am checking around with some other banks and mortgage companies.

Bank: Well, after you check around, give me a call back because maybe we can meet or beat the deal they give you.

This kind of makes you wonder that if you didn’t mention you were shopping around, that you may have ended up paying a higher rate, or more closing costs.

Wouldn’t it make you suspicious as to why that bank did not give you their best deal first?

  1. Consider using a Buyer’s Agent

Most real estate agents represent the seller, they do not represent you as a home buyer.

There is a fairly new type of real estate agent called a “Buyer’s Agent.”

They work for you, not the seller.

You do not pay their commission.

The buyer broker can disclose things to you about the seller (or the home) that they would not be able to if they represented the seller.

If a real estate agent will not offer you a buyer brokerage agreement, ask “Why Not”... or better yet, find another agent!

  1. Utilize a Lender With Established Ties to an Agent

Lenders are much more flexible with the real estate agents who have done business with them previously. This relationship then establishes them as a team. The lender and agent work effectively together, referring each other business. That’s why a good agent can make substantial difference in setting up the most economical financing. And the right financing can, literally, save you tens of thousands of dollars over the life of your loan!

  1. Don’t Attempt Paperwork Alone

All the paperwork required to complete the purchase of a home can be quite

intimidating and frustrating for a home buyer. Make sure you have your lenders help you with all the paperwork. Get help from your team, your lender and agent. Their expertise will help alleviate the stress and it will prove to be invaluable before you sign your mortgage.

  1. Don’t Wait for the Bottom of the Market

The odds of you hitting the bottom of your market are about the odds of you hitting your state lotto! You will almost never hit the bottom of a market. And trying to time it exactly right is often costly. It usually causes a person or family to miss out on the opportunity to purchase a very nice property. You’re better off simply negotiating the best rate and terms you can at the time you find a property. If interest rates go down, you can refinance. This is a much better approach because you won’t miss out on the property you’ve spent so much time locating.

  1. Be Honest With your Lender

Your lender wants to help you with your loan. The only time they get paid is when you get approved. The more information (good or bad) you provide your lender, the easier it will be for them to get an approval. It helps them present the loan in the best light. This in turn helps the loan get the highest approval rating.

  1. Become Completely Educated

Pick your lender’s brain. Lenders will teach you all about your various options, even if you haven’t found the right property yet. They will be very patient with you while you are looking, especially if you have aligned yourself with the right agent. They understand all the up-front work will pay off in future business. Your agent will then continue to refer people to the courteous and service–minded lender down the line.

The information you now have will help you make the right choice. Take the first step to becoming a homeowner now!!

Please call 360-480-3516 to schedule your free 1 hour consultation.

I look forward to helping you turn your dream of owning a home into a reality.

Sincerely,

David Rosenstein

Mortgage Expert

DRosenstein@acceptancecapital.com

Acceptance Capital Mortgage Corporation

1601 Cooper Point Road NW

Olympia, WA 98502

An Equal Housing Lender.

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About the First-Time Home Buyer Tax Credit and Extension
November 6th, 2009 4:28 PM
Home Buyer Tax Credits
Home Tax Credits at a Glance FAQ: First-Time Buyers FAQ: Repeat Buyers Buyer Resources

Frequently Asked Questions
About the First-Time Home Buyer Tax Credit

The Worker, Homeownership, and Business Assistance Act of 2009 has extended the tax credit of up to $8,000 for qualified first-time home buyers purchasing a principal residence. The tax credit now applies to sales occurring on or after January 1, 2009 and on or before April 30, 2010. However, in cases where a binding sales contract is signed by April 30, 2010, a home purchase completed by June 30, 2010 will qualify.

For sales occurring after November 6, 2009, the Act establishes income limits of $125,000 for single taxpayers and $225,000 for married couples filing joint returns.

The income limits for sales occurring on or after January 1, 2009 and on or before November 6, 2009, are $75,000 for single taxpayers and $150,000 for married taxpayers filing joint returns.

The following questions and answers provide basic information about the tax credit. If you have more specific questions, we strongly encourage you to consult a qualified tax advisor or legal professional about your unique situation.

  1. Who is eligible to claim the $8,000 tax credit?
  2. What is the definition of a first-time home buyer?
  3. How is the amount of the tax credit determined?
  4. Are there any income limits for claiming the tax credit?
  5. The income limits for claiming the tax credit were raised when the tax credit was extended. Are the higher income limits retroactive?
  6. What is “modified adjusted gross income”?
  7. If my modified adjusted gross income (MAGI) is above the limit, do I qualify for any tax credit?
  8. Can you give me an example of how the partial tax credit is determined?
  9. How is this home buyer tax credit different from the tax credit that Congress enacted in early 2009?
  10. How do I claim the tax credit? Do I need to complete a form or application? Are there documentation requirements?
  11. What types of homes will qualify for the tax credit?
  12. I read that the tax credit is "refundable." What does that mean?
  13. Instead of buying a new home from a home builder, I hired a contractor to construct a home on a lot that I already own. Do I still qualify for the tax credit?
  14. Can I claim the tax credit if I finance the purchase of my home under a mortgage revenue bond (MRB) program?
  15. I live in the District of Columbia. Can I claim both the Washington, D.C. first-time home buyer credit and this new credit?
  16. I am not a U.S. citizen. Can I claim the tax credit?
  17. Is a tax credit the same as a tax deduction?
  18. I bought a home in 2008. Do I qualify for this credit?
  19. Is there any way for a home buyer to access the money allocable to the credit sooner than waiting to file their 2009 or 2010 tax return?
  20. HUD is now allowing "monetization" of the tax credit. What does that mean?
  21. If I’m qualified for the tax credit and buy a home in 2009 (or 2010), can I apply the tax credit against my 2008 (or 2009) tax return?
  22. For a home purchase in 2009 or 2010, can I choose whether to treat the purchase as occurring in the prior or present year, depending on in which year my credit amount is the largest?

  1. Who is eligible to claim the $8,000 tax credit?
    First-time home buyers purchasing any kind of home—new or resale—are eligible for the tax credit. To qualify for the tax credit, a home purchase must occur on or after January 1, 2009 and on or before April 30, 2010. For the purposes of the tax credit, the purchase date is the date when closing occurs and the title to the property transfers to the home owner. A limited exception exists for certain contract for deed purchases and installment sale purchases. See the IRS website for more detail.

    However, the law also allows home sales occurring by June 30, 2010 to qualify, provided they are due to a binding sales contract in force on or before April 30, 2010.

    Persons who are claimed as dependents by other taxpayers or who are under age 18 are not qualified for the tax credit program.

  2. What is the definition of a first-time home buyer?
    The law defines “first-time home buyer” as a buyer who has not owned a principal residence during the three-year period prior to the purchase. For married taxpayers, the law tests the homeownership history of both the home buyer and his/her spouse.

    For example, if you have not owned a home in the past three years but your spouse has owned a principal residence, neither you nor your spouse qualifies for the first-time home buyer tax credit. However, IRS Notice 2009-12 allows unmarried joint purchasers to allocate the credit amount to any buyer who qualifies as a first-time buyer, such as may occur if a parent jointly purchases a home with a son or daughter. Ownership of a vacation home or rental property not used as a principal residence does not disqualify a buyer as a first-time home buyer.

  3. How is the amount of the tax credit determined?
    The tax credit is equal to 10 percent of the home’s purchase price up to a maximum of $8,000.

  4. Are there any income limits for claiming the tax credit?
    Yes. For sales occuring after November 6, 2009, the income limit for single taxpayers is $125,000; the limit is $225,000 for married taxpayers filing a joint return. The tax credit amount is reduced for buyers with a modified adjusted gross income (MAGI) of more than $125,000 for single taxpayers and $225,000 for married taxpayers filing a joint return. The phaseout range for the tax credit program is equal to $20,000. That is, the tax credit amount is reduced to zero for taxpayers with MAGI of more than $145,000 (single) or $245,000 (married) and is reduced proportionally for taxpayers with MAGIs between these amounts.

  5. The income limits for claiming the tax credit were raised when the tax credit was extended. Are the higher limits retroactive?
    No. The new income limits are only applicable to purchases occurring after November 6, 2009.

    The income limits for sales occuring on or after January 1, 2009 and on or before November 6, 2009 are $75,000 for single taxpayers and $150,000 for married couples filing jointly.

  6. What is “modified adjusted gross income”?
    Modified adjusted gross income or MAGI is defined by the IRS. To find it, a taxpayer must first determine “adjusted gross income” or AGI. AGI is total income for a year minus certain deductions (known as “adjustments” or “above-the-line deductions”), but before itemized deductions from Schedule A or personal exemptions are subtracted. On Forms 1040 and 1040A, AGI is the last number on page 1 and first number on page 2 of the form. For Form 1040-EZ, AGI appears on line 4 (as of 2007). Note that AGI includes all forms of income including wages, salaries, interest income, dividends and capital gains.

    To determine modified adjusted gross income (MAGI), add to AGI certain amounts of foreign-earned income. See IRS Form 5405 for more details.

  7. If my modified adjusted gross income (MAGI) is above the limit, do I qualify for any tax credit?
    Possibly. It depends on your income. Partial credits of less than $8,000 are available for some taxpayers whose MAGI exceeds the phaseout limits.

  8. Can you give me an example of how the partial tax credit is determined?
    Just as an example, assume that a married couple has a modified adjusted gross income of $235,000. The applicable phaseout to qualify for the tax credit is $225,000, and the couple is $10,000 over this amount. Dividing $10,000 by the phaseout range of $20,000 yields 0.5. When you subtract 0.5 from 1.0, the result is 0.5. To determine the amount of the partial first-time home buyer tax credit that is available to this couple, multiply $8,000 by 0.5. The result is $4,000.

    Here’s another example: assume that an individual home buyer has a modified adjusted gross income of $138,000. The buyer’s income exceeds $125,000 by $13,000. Dividing $13,000 by the phaseout range of $20,000 yields 0.65. When you subtract 0.65 from 1.0, the result is 0.35. Multiplying $8,000 by 0.35 shows that the buyer is eligible for a partial tax credit of $2,800.

    Please remember that these examples are intended to provide a general idea of how the tax credit might be applied in different circumstances. You should always consult your tax advisor for information relating to your specific circumstances.

  9. How is this home buyer tax credit different from the tax credit that Congress enacted in early 2009?
    The tax credit’s income limits were increased, the documentation requirements were tightened, and the program's deadlines were extended.

  10. How do I claim the tax credit? Do I need to complete a form or application? Are there documentation requirements?
    You claim the tax credit on your federal income tax return. Specifically, home buyers should complete IRS Form 5405 to determine their tax credit amount, and then claim this amount on line 67 of the 1040 income tax form for 2009 returns (line 69 of the 1040 income tax form for 2008 returns). No other applications are required, and no pre-approval is necessary. However, you will want to be sure that you qualify for the credit under the income limits and first-time home buyer tests. Note that you cannot claim the credit on Form 5405 for an intended purchase for some future date; it must be a completed purchase. Home buyers must attach a copy of their HUD-1 settlement form (closing statement) to Form 5405 as proof of the completed home purchase.

  11. What types of homes will qualify for the tax credit?
    Any home that will be used as a principal residence will qualify for the credit, provided the home is purchased for a price less than or equal to $800,000. This includes single-family detached homes, attached homes like townhouses and condominiums, manufactured homes (also known as mobile homes) and houseboats. The definition of principal residence is identical to the one used to determine whether you may qualify for the $250,000 / $500,000 capital gain tax exclusion for principal residences.

    It is important to note that you cannot purchase a home from, among other family members, your ancestors (parents, grandparents, etc.), your lineal descendants (children, grandchildren, etc.) or your spouse or your spouse’s family members. Please consult with your tax advisor for more information. Also see IRS Form 5405.

  12. I read that the tax credit is “refundable.” What does that mean?
    The fact that the credit is refundable means that the home buyer credit can be claimed even if the taxpayer has little or no federal income tax liability to offset. Typically this involves the government sending the taxpayer a check for a portion or even all of the amount of the refundable tax credit.

    For example, if a qualified home buyer expected, notwithstanding the tax credit, federal income tax liability of $5,000 and had tax withholding of $4,000 for the year, then without the tax credit the taxpayer would owe the IRS $1,000 on April 15th. Suppose now that the taxpayer qualified for the $8,000 home buyer tax credit. As a result, the taxpayer would receive a check for $7,000 ($8,000 minus the $1,000 owed).

  13. Instead of buying a new home from a home builder, I hired a contractor to construct a home on a lot that I already own. Do I still qualify for the tax credit?
    Yes. For the purposes of the home buyer tax credit, a principal residence that is constructed by the home owner is treated by the tax code as having been “purchased” on the date the owner first occupies the house. In this situation, the date of first occupancy must be on or after January 1, 2009 and on or before April 30, 2010 (or by June 30, 2010, provided a binding sales contract was in force by April, 30, 2010).

    In contrast, for newly-constructed homes bought from a home builder, eligibility for the tax credit is determined by the settlement date.

  14. Can I claim the tax credit if I finance the purchase of my home under a mortgage revenue bond (MRB) program?
    Yes. The tax credit can be combined with an MRB home buyer program. Note that first-time home buyers who purchased a home in 2008 may not claim the tax credit if they are participating in an MRB program.

  15. I live in the District of Columbia. Can I claim both the Washington, D.C. first-time home buyer credit and this new credit?
    No. You can claim only one.

  16. I am not a U.S. citizen. Can I claim the tax credit?
    Maybe. Anyone who is not a nonresident alien (as defined by the IRS), who has not owned a principal residence in the previous three years and who meets the income limits test may claim the tax credit for a qualified home purchase. The IRS provides a definition of “nonresident alien” in IRS Publication 519.

  17. Is a tax credit the same as a tax deduction?
    No. A tax credit is a dollar-for-dollar reduction in what the taxpayer owes. That means that a taxpayer who owes $8,000 in income taxes and who receives an $8,000 tax credit would owe nothing to the IRS.

    A tax deduction is subtracted from the amount of income that is taxed. Using the same example, assume the taxpayer is in the 15 percent tax bracket and owes $8,000 in income taxes. If the taxpayer receives an $8,000 deduction, the taxpayer’s tax liability would be reduced by $1,200 (15 percent of $8,000), or lowered from $8,000 to $6,800.

  18. I bought a home in 2008. Do I qualify for this credit?
    No, but if you purchased your first home between April 9, 2008 and January 1, 2009, you may qualify for a different tax credit. Please consult with your tax advisor for more information.

  19. Is there a way for a home buyer to access the money allocable to the credit sooner than waiting to file their 2009 or 2010 tax return?
    Yes. Prospective home buyers who believe they qualify for the tax credit are permitted to reduce their income tax withholding. Reducing tax withholding (up to the amount of the credit) will enable the buyer to accumulate cash by raising his/her take home pay. This money can then be applied to the downpayment.

    Buyers should adjust their withholding amount on their W-4 via their employer or through their quarterly estimated tax payment. IRS Publication 919 contains rules and guidelines for income tax withholding. Prospective home buyers should note that if income tax withholding is reduced and the tax credit qualified purchase does not occur, then the individual would be liable for repayment to the IRS of income tax and possible interest charges and penalties.

    In addition, rule changes made as part of the economic stimulus legislation allow home buyers to claim the tax credit and participate in a program financed by tax-exempt bonds. As a result, some state housing finance agencies have introduced programs that provide short-term second mortgage loans that may be used to fund a downpayment. Prospective home buyers should check with their state housing finance agency to see if such a program is available in their community. To date, 18 state agencies have announced tax credit assistance programs, and more are expected to follow suit. The National Council of State Housing Agencies (NCSHA) has compiled a list of such programs, which can be found here.

  20. HUD is now allowing "monetization" of the tax credit. What does that mean?
    It means that HUD allows buyers using FHA-insured mortgages to apply their anticipated tax credit toward their home purchase immediately rather than waiting until they file their 2009 or 2010 income taxes to receive a refund. These funds may be used for certain downpayment and closing cost expenses.

    Under HUD’s guidelines, non-profits and FHA-approved lenders are allowed to give home buyers short-term loans of up to $8,000. The guidelines also allow government agencies, such as state housing finance agencies, to facilitate home sales by providing longer term loans secured by second mortgages.

    Housing finance agencies and other government entities may also issue tax credit loans, which home buyers may use to satisfy the FHA 3.5 percent downpayment requirement. In addition, approved FHA lenders can purchase a home buyer’s anticipated tax credit to pay closing costs and downpayment costs above the 3.5 percent downpayment that is required for FHA-insured homes.

    More information about the guidelines is available on the NAHB web site. Read the HUD mortgagee letter (pdf) and an explanation of the FHA Mortgagee Letter on Tax Credit Monetization (pdf). An FAQ about monetization (pdf) is available at the NAHB web site.

  21. If I’m qualified for the tax credit and buy a home in 2009 (or 2010), can I apply the tax credit against my 2008 (or 2009) tax return?
    Yes. The law allows taxpayers to choose (“elect”) to treat qualified home purchases in 2009 (or 2010) as if the purchase occurred on December 31, 2008 (or if in 2010, December 31, 2009). This means that the previous year’s income limit (MAGI) applies and the election accelerates when the credit can be claimed. A benefit of this election is that a home buyer in 2009 or 2010 will know their prior year MAGI with certainty, thereby helping the buyer know whether the income limit will reduce their credit amount.

    Taxpayers buying a home who wish to claim it on their prior year tax return, but who have already submitted their tax return to the IRS, may file an amended return claiming the tax credit using Form 1040X. You should consult with a tax professional to determine how to arrange this.

  22. For a home purchase in 2009 or 2010, can I choose whether to treat the purchase as occurring in the prior or present year, depending on in which year my credit amount is the largest?
    Yes. If the applicable income phaseout would reduce your home buyer tax credit amount in the present year and a larger credit would be available using the prior year MAGI amounts, then you can choose the year that yields the largest credit amount.
 
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We offer the Zero Down USDA Rural Housing Loan-Are you Eligible?
October 31st, 2009 6:23 AM

There are many potential homeowners that do not know that they can still buy a home with zero down.  If you are a Veteran you may be able to qualify for the  VA zero down program.  Otherwise you may want to pesure the USDA Rural Housing loan.  This allows you to purchase a home in areas that qualify for this loan program.  They do have income limitations on how much you can make per household.   The USDA program along with the 3.5% down FHA program has been helping many purchase homes. 

I have posted the link that will take you directly to the USDA eligibility web site to assist you help you in determining if you and or your potential home is eligibible.  

http://eligibility.sc.egov.usda.gov/eligibility/welcomeAction.do?NavKey=home@1

Please call, or write me to get your loan pre-approved.  We have a team of excellent Reators that we work with that will give you the best personal professonal service.


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FHA is a the way to go on Financing your NEW Home.
October 27th, 2009 6:48 AM

Attached is a copy of the daily email update about FHA loans.  If you are looking to purchase or refinance now is the time to start the process. 

If you would like to be pre-approved with no obligation, please contact me at drosenstein@acceptancecapital.com, or www.newloansforhomes.com.  My direct number is 360-480-3516.  If you are having problems with your currently loan, call me, I may be able to help.

FHA Mortgage Guide 


FHA Home Loans: Getting Qualified

Posted: 26 Oct 2009 01:15 PM PDT

The federal tax credit program for first time homebuyers is set to expire November 30, but lawmakers are expected to extend the program “for a limited period of time,” according to Senator Bill Nelson, a Democratic member of the Senate Finance Committee. As the current expiration date draws near, homebuyers can also take advantage of the benefits of an FHA loan. The Federal Housing Administration (FHA) insures mortgage loans by reimbursing lenders for losses associated with foreclosure or other mortgage default. Here are basic FHA loan requirements; please keep in mind that individual loans are approved through FHA approved lenders.

FHA Loan Requirements Offer Low Down Payment

It’s possible to finance up to 97.5 percent of the home purchase price (or home value for an FHA refinance) including some closing costs and the up-front mortgage insurance premium required by FHA. Conventional lenders typically require a minimum of 10 percent down, and many require 20 percent down. If you’re short on cash, an FHA loan may help you buy a home, or refinance your current home loan. You may qualify for a streamlined FHA refinance if you currently have an FHA home loan.

  • Credit Issues: If you an prove that you’ve made your housing payments on time (with no more than one 30 day late payment) during the 12 months preceding your FHA loan application, you may qualify for an FHA loan even if you’ve had a bankruptcy or foreclosure. A bankruptcy may have occurred no less than two years prior to applying for an FHA loan, and a foreclosure no less than three years prior to applying. When reviewing your loan application, FHA approved lenders will run credit reports, but you will not be excluded from getting an FHA loan based on credit scores alone.
  • Debt to income ratios: FHA allows borrowers to have a housing payment up to 31 percent of gross household income, and total debts (including housing) of up to 43 percent of gross household income. This allows borrowers to have housing payments and other fixed debts (credit cards, auto and student loans, alimony or child support payments) equal to 43 percent of their monthly income before deductions.
  • Non-occupant co-borrower: Although FHA requires at least one borrower to occupy the mortgaged property as his or her primary residence, FHA loan requirements permit non-resident co-borrowers. This is handy for first time buyers who need their parents or other family member to co-sign for meeting income requirements.

FHA refinance loans also provide a safe home financing alternative for homeowners who cannot qualify for refinancing under conventional mortgage lending guidelines.


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Humor and Rates
October 20th, 2009 6:59 AM
Rates are great. If you have asked me to quote out the savings on your refinance or your new purchase loan, please call me.  David Rosenstein 360-480-3516, or go to www.newloansforhomes.com.
 
Humor

Sometimes in our busy lifes we forget to laugh.  I believe it is important to have fun and laugh regularly.

Here's a current sample of laughs I have recently seen. If you have some good ones to add to David's collection, feel free to sent it to drosenstein@acceptancecapitial.com via email.

50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your tissue to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shutup, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of 'It's a Small World' incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, crash from side to side as if you're on rough seas.
7. Shave. (Especially if you're a woman.)
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask:"Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed
      when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you, "Admiral".
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the
      penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now. Damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious literature to each passenger.
20. Meow occasionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing, "Mary Had a Little Lamb," while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler, "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to
      the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and make it talk to the other passengers.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say, "I wonder what all these do," and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that
      this is your "personal space".
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"

 


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Is Your Home Currently Listed or was Listed For Sale?
October 18th, 2009 4:02 PM

If you were trying to sell your home, or recently did and your listing expired, I may have alternatives for you.

I do have programs that if you decided not to sell for now that we may be able to refinance your home.  Call me at 360-480-3516 or write me at drosentein@acceptancecapital.com

If you still wish to sell your home I can refer you to a great team of agents.  Call for details.

 


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